{"id":26976,"date":"2023-12-24T17:45:56","date_gmt":"2023-12-24T17:45:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maiterodriguez.com\/?p=26976"},"modified":"2023-12-24T18:20:09","modified_gmt":"2023-12-24T18:20:09","slug":"the-problem-with-cats-is-that-they-get-the-same-exact-look-whether-they-see-a-moth-or-an-axe-murderer-comedian-paula-poundstone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maiterodriguez.com\/index.php\/2023\/12\/24\/the-problem-with-cats-is-that-they-get-the-same-exact-look-whether-they-see-a-moth-or-an-axe-murderer-comedian-paula-poundstone\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cThe problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an axe murderer.\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"26976\" class=\"elementor elementor-26976\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-0f90d99 elementor-section-boxed 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Unlike the dog, the cat\u2019s personality is never bet on a human\u2019s. He demands acceptance on his own terms.\u201d<\/em><\/h5><p>\u2014 Children\u2019s literature fantasy novelist Lloyd Alexander<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cPerhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can contain so much independence, dignity, and freedom of spirit. Unlike the dog, the cat\u2019s personality is never bet on a human\u2019s. 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